Drinking Quotes

Ogden Nash
  1. Candy, is dandy, but liquor, is quicker.
  2. I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew.
  3. Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, than the foam at the top of the stein. Then here's to the heartening wassail, wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.

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