Drinking Quotes

Joe E. Lewis
  1. Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say, "I'm thirsty, not dirty.
  2. I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks
  3. I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
  4. I drink to forget I drink.

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