Famous Drinking Quotes -- Drinking Quotes

Drinking Quotes

Homer Simpson

To alcohol... The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. -- The Simpsons
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
DO RE MI Drink: DOUGH, the stuff, that buys me beer; RAY, the guy that sells me beer; ME, the one, who drinks the beer; FAR, a long run to get beer; SO, I'll have another beer; LA, I'll have another beer; TEA, no thanks I'm drinking beer; That will bring us back to... (looks in empty glass) D'OH!